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about me.

Logan James Thayer. I like sex, alcohol, being naked, classic rock, and my band. I give no fucks.

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Quotes I live by: "I always take life with a grain of salt, ... plus a slice of lemon, ... and a shot of tequila."

"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

aim: sexslayerthayer

just a rp. now go away.




I treat my guitars like I treat women’s hearts tbh. 😏👄💔🎸

I treat my guitars like I treat women’s hearts tbh. 😏👄💔🎸




Contemplating life & how it’s more than possible to achieve whatever you desire

Contemplating life & how it’s more than possible to achieve whatever you desire



(Source: pbbandit, via englvnds)


6 days ago · 259,711 notes · originally from pbbandit
#babe alert like dayum

Hello state0fmindlessness


2 weeks ago · 1 note

D E A D || O N || A R R I V A L
D E A D || O N || A R R I V A L



Rubbed the bean in Chicago & there was no orgasm after, so I was kind of disappointed in myself :( Fuck you bean, I’ll master the way you work one day.

Rubbed the bean in Chicago & there was no orgasm after, so I was kind of disappointed in myself :( Fuck you bean, I’ll master the way you work one day.




FIRST KISS I’VE EVER RECEIVED FROM A FEMALE! DOES THAT MEAN SHE IS PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD NOW? 👄👶

FIRST KISS I’VE EVER RECEIVED FROM A FEMALE! DOES THAT MEAN SHE IS PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD NOW? 👄👶




I have the world’s smallest nipples and it makes me pout.

I have the world’s smallest nipples and it makes me pout.




Being shitty and weird in shitty and weird places.

Being shitty and weird in shitty and weird places.